Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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