Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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