what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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