You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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