Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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