He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Shame is for Republicans.
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