he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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