Barsexuality is the new black.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Even my vagina gasped.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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