on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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