Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
do herpes really smell.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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