Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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