I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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