no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Cold hands, warm shart.
only if we run a train.
done.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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