so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
