Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
