I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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