Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
