Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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