Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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