Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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