hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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