we have officially lost it.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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