On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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