so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Come see our sink grown plant.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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