Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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