thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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