Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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