hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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