Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
