So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
