I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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