just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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