worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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