I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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