Who wears a wallet chain?!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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