Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I am naked and annoyed.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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