Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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