I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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