Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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