Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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