So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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