You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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