She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He did a backflip because drugs
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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