I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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