I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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