ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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