she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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