i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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