ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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