PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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