Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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