Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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