whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I fill condoms, not promises.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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