We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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