That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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