Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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