In the future we'll all be gay
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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