How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
we're so committed to being not committed
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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