i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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